A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
by Miloisdead February 5, 2018
Get the Internet slutmug. by B0WT13S January 4, 2021
Get the hello internetmug. Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.
Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*
lie untruth plus two
by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015
Get the internet inchesmug. When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013
Get the Internet Vortexmug. Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.
by dan squared December 7, 2006
Get the Manning the Internetmug. When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017
Get the Internet driftmug. A place that you've most probably wasted a large majority of your time on.
It's most common form is a base in which large groups of people committed to a certain fandom/interest, post in various threads about various things. This can range involve a range of things, including gaming/games, technology, roleplay, dirty fanfics and more.
It's most common form is a base in which large groups of people committed to a certain fandom/interest, post in various threads about various things. This can range involve a range of things, including gaming/games, technology, roleplay, dirty fanfics and more.
I totally have a life, despite being a nerd and spending approxmitely 101.223104% of my life on an internet forum.
I like to roleplay as a sexy original character on an internet forum.
Kids these days, with their internet forums.
I like to roleplay as a sexy original character on an internet forum.
Kids these days, with their internet forums.
by It_is_Wednesday May 16, 2016
Get the internet forummug.