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30-50 feral hogs

Referencing a post on Twitter in which someone asks "Legit question for rural Americans- How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?". In the original post, it was supposed to be defending gun laws. Now it is used as an expression when something says something improbable.
Person A: What if improbable thing happens??
Person B: What if there were 30-50 feral hogs?
by designatedtwink January 28, 2025
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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Hog

Head On; Guts Out

Definition 1: For selling Codfish with the head attached but the guts removed

Definition 2: When girls have their hair and make up done, but their stomachs are showing because they are wearing a crop top.

Definition 3: Getting drunk and letting it all loose.
1. Fresh cod for sale - HOG!

2. Look at that HOG.

3. I think I might get Hog tonight.
by kayler41 June 28, 2021
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Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework
Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog
by Coolhck June 5, 2025
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frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
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Hog Tagging

A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.

2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
by SDIII April 26, 2019
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Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.
Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023
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