People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.
by Maximumvelocity September 04, 2015
by Clay Jensen January 21, 2019
1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.
2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.
3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.
2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.
3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.
Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.
Hey cat, that's my pop tart.
Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.
Hey cat, that's my pop tart.
Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.
by Melandmom June 07, 2014
1) Quite possibly the worst movie ever made.
2) The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide.
3) A film that should only be shown to terrorists to get information out of them. This method would undoubtedly get the terrorists talking in less than a minute.
2) The perfect film to watch if you want to commit suicide.
3) A film that should only be shown to terrorists to get information out of them. This method would undoubtedly get the terrorists talking in less than a minute.
Guy #1: Popstar is the worst movie I have ever seen!
Guy #2: Then you obviously haven't seen Zombies Gone Wild!
Guy #2: Then you obviously haven't seen Zombies Gone Wild!
by moviebuff333 October 14, 2008
(1) He had everyone believing he was the President's brother, but the more he talked the more alien robot zombies his story got.
(2) The first book in the series had great a storyline, but now it's just alien robot zombies.
(2) The first book in the series had great a storyline, but now it's just alien robot zombies.
by Rico Detroit March 05, 2009
Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.
Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"
by caseyFragile October 05, 2010
May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.
Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.
Despite common misconceptions, zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween. Witches, ghouls and vampires, all Halloween staples, are otherworldly creatures of old, filled with mysticism and superstition.
Zombies, on the other hand, are biological entities, made of flesh and blood, and functioning under the same laws of science and reason as all worldly beings.
by spacecake666 May 04, 2010