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taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.
We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.
by kristina123 October 26, 2010
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Taco Tourist

A bisexual women or homosexual man who eats pussy now and then
Amie got drunk last night and ate Emma`s pussy, she's a Taco Tourist when she's drunk
by CervixPunchR January 10, 2023
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glossy taco

Now let's add a glossy taco!
by Holosexual @1 August 14, 2017
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Swiss Taco

A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.
"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"
by Behrbutt November 26, 2018
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taco anxiety

Similar to sausage fears, taco anxiety is a visible uneasiness some men show about physical contact with platonic female friends.
"Oh, he has major taco anxiety. I told him to put his arm around me as we walked, but he looked uncomfortable and didn't know where to put his hand."
by Deome July 16, 2015
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taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.
A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.
by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017
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Taco Bell

A fast food chain that specializes in Mexican and Tex-Mex food.
"Bro, I have the munchies. Let's go get some Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."
by CBinion91 April 7, 2020
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