mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

mud shark

An insult used by insecure racist individuals to denigrate white women who date members of other, usually darker minority, racial groups.

Dude 1: "That girl is such a mud shark"

Dude 2: “She won't give you the time of day, huh?"

Dude 1: "Yeah, she really hurt my feelings when she rejected me"

by Samurai1833 September 21, 2012

making mud

The act of defecation.

If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

eye mud

The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.

It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

Mud Buds

When two friends both do anal with the same girl.

Me and my best friend have both done anal with the girl down the street. We’re mud buds now.

by PimpDaddyPratt January 10, 2019

No mud no lotus

A saying that can be traced back to Buddhism. Basically it means that of course, there will be bad things in life that will cause you to suffer. It'll bring pain to you. However with this "mud" you eventually get stronger and grow as a result thus forming you into a beautiful "lotus". Just remember life gets better eventually but it takes time and effort.

Joel: Life just isn't good man. The past year has brought me nothing but depression, anxiety, and despair. It's an endless roller coaster and I want out so bad.

Ryan: No mud no lotus.

by DeadBread January 11, 2018