Michael

The guy who is a Jody and has no common sense.

Hey look at that guy, what a total Michael.

by Rofl Banshee January 17, 2018

Michael

To push large foreign object up ones private areas repetitively

Come here Gavin I'm going to michael your ass latah nibbah

by Natecruz July 21, 2019

Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 February 27, 2018

Michael

One Jolly BOI

John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude

by Mwilley June 16, 2018

Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 03, 2019

Michael

Michael is a school shooter

Oh god, Michael is reaching into his bag, we should run..

by Pluhbruhuhh November 07, 2019

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 15, 2005