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Jew daddy

A man who is not a Jew himself but a man of the Jews themselves and he has the power over many juicy memes
Don’t hate on my memes I am the Jew daddy himself
by Jew Daddy himself August 6, 2018
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jew-rich

more money than oprah.
that guy's got so much money, he's jew-rich!
by thegothereguy March 23, 2011
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Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.
"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."
by Saint947 April 23, 2014
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Sagebrush Jew

A slang term or insult for Mormons, it plays on the fact that many of them live in Utah, Nevada, and other Western Desert states and that some of their stereotypical financial and social practices mirror those of Jews.
Robert is Mormon, lives in a Million Dollar house in Salt Lake and drives a Lexus. What a Sagebrush Jew.
by Arctic Wasp November 4, 2010
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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jew for jesus

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"
by Noah123 November 9, 2007
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Poker Jew

Someone that, even though they know that they hold a very good hand, bets the smallest amount of their money possible. Poker Jews usually succeed in poker, for their tactics allow them to suck the money out of their opponents without losing much of their own winnings. Usually frustrates the opponent- leading into a long, drawn out game of poker. Involves massive bluffing in some occasions.
1. Even though Brad held a royal flush, he still only betted a dollar, making him a poker jew.

2. A: " I bet one dollar."

B: " Dude, I put down twenty. This game is going to go on forever."

A: " I win."

B: " Screw you, poker jew! "
by Michaelhunt4 July 19, 2010
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