lala the cow

The cow that is sitting on a boy named bens face who is jealous of the rat who took the cheese from his penis.

lala the cow was eating the cheese from bens penis.

by Zelda2geek December 9, 2010

ivan cow

an ivan chao...look up ivan choa or ivan-chao

see ivan chao or ivan-chao

by Ivan Chao....i love myself...alot...i take fotoz o July 30, 2003

Cow Baggage

For someone who the word cow just isnt enough, underhand and cheeky.

For someone who is an 'old bag' & cow

And finally someone who likes to wear a lot of leather

You cheeky cow baggage

You trollopy old cow baggage

You like to wear alot of cow baggage dont you?

by kaoslove May 18, 2006

Cow Punch

An event created by Sir R.B the Great. Consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.

Riley "Hey Doug, you going to Cow Punch brah?"

Doug "No doubt man"

by Sir Reginald Stottlemeyer March 29, 2010

Cow Surfer

Surfer looking types that generaly wear some form of John Deere apparel often in conjunction with a Carhartt jacket

"Hey cow surfer, Get a hair cut!"

by Da_Elf777 January 5, 2006

bitch cow

a piece of shit son of a bitch life ruiner. with a funny lip problem. big bitch, like a cow. hence bitch cow.

girl 1: "god that girls such a bitch!"
girl 2: "totally, she's a bitch cow!"
girl 1: "OMG youre so right!"
girl 2: "I holla."

by vodka knockers January 17, 2009

Hold Cow

Hold on.

"Hold cow, I gotta make a phonecall."

by Anonymous October 10, 2003