Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022

clown hall

Intended to be a town hall, but turns into something else when an orange-colored clown elicits wild laughter from the audience at his sexist, vile, untrue, and demeaning comments.

CNN is now a purveyor of the genre of show now known as the 'clown hall'.

by rick_rich May 16, 2023

Clown Shit

Used as an embarrassing statement to another person. Same thing as a "Fag."

Bob: Yo what u doin later tonight?
Jim: Droppin off kyle, n his buddy. couple clown shits to be honest with ya.

by ChrisLongBalls July 5, 2011

clown town

An area of town frequently inhabited by hookers. Clown comes from the heavily-applied whore-makeup or clown makeup.

"Me and my friends were cruisin through downtown, when we turned down Broadway we noticed frickin' hookers everywhere. it was a real clown town down there."

by Jean-Luc Picard May 18, 2006

Clown Food

The act of eating nothing but sweets, lolly pops, fizzy drinks, anything colourful and/ or bad for you.

Girl 1- ' hey, are you going to share those skittles and maltesers' ?

Girl 2- ' sure, i have enough clown food to last me all day'

by unico2525 September 2, 2010

clown it up

when you're putting on your makeup in the car, early in the morning trying to hide the bags under your eyes from late night partying, and your best friend is driving all crazy so the makeup ends up looking like a clown

Yo, don't make that crazy u-turn into traffic ahead. I'm putting my make up on, and you're going to clown it up.

by joseszipper September 8, 2010

clown lawyer

a person who is both a clown, and a lawyer. he wears hilarious clothing and makeup to his work at his prestigious law firm and carries a leather briefcase filled with gag props and various other lawyerings. in court, he uses hysterical comedy to distract the jury while simultaneously gaining their trust and their respect- almost always leading to him winning the case. unfortunately clown lawyer also has a deep alcoholic secret life. this term can describe almost any activity- happy or sad- referring to the different aspects of the clown lawyer's life.

that guy is such a clown lawyer", "we had such a bad night tonight- we just clown lawyered around- we didnt do shit

by aquabat1 June 21, 2010