sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021

Cheese in the hood

a way to trip someone out when they are high or stoned!

"dude, you got cheese in the hood man! Cheese in the hood!"

by Josh Boothroyd February 23, 2009

Goldfish Cheese

An insult to use when something just really fucking sucks.. just some real bottom of the barrel shit!

This song is straight goldfish cheese bro get outta here 😂❌❌

by kangaroosforever78 April 14, 2021

passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.

Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.

by Myles Austin April 2, 2012