Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.

It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?

by Dragon cock December 2, 2018

alaskan stick

When you stick your dick in the freezer for 30 minutes and then kill the pussy like an icesickle

Bro lets give in 10 more minutes and then shove our Alaskan stick into her .

by Mitchel McMitchellin February 9, 2014

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

alaskan sugar rush

When a females head is leaned back the male ejaculates in the tip if the chin the the sperm rolls down the female

-Yo last night I gave an alaskan sugar rush on Sydney.

by Booty eater tht has a 9 incher August 10, 2017

Alaskan bull frog

When you use your big toes to grab your partners big toes and start thrusting using only your legs from behind

I gave her the old Alaskan bull frog since I've gotten my arms amputated

by WombRaidrr March 20, 2025

alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 17, 2017