How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and and stop engaging in meaningless and useless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll tell it in Latin, damno quod nobn intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about getting the grades to get into high school and making friends.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2012

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

Bump Stop

Bump Stop

— n
1. A method of driving lowered cars over speed bumps

— vb
2. ( tr ) To stop a car before carefully maneuvering (usually at an angle) over a speed bump

That rides bump stopped HARD!!!

So bump stopped it scraped cats eyes!

by EvlEvo July 2, 2012

Time Stop

What every fucking kid uses when they are losing in a 1v1

guy 1: *uses time stop*
guy 2: “wow this kid really needs TS”

by chacharealsmooth2400 February 11, 2022

stop a heart

heart stopper. looks so incredible, your heart literally stops

look at jessi, she can stop a heart.

by w28 February 3, 2010

Stop thinking

No! I don't want to do that at all!

Hym "Nonono... 'Stop thinking' is probably the only thing I don't want to do. YOU probably would like me to stop... But I'll never stop! Especially after I get the robo-body. But no... And negativity is good. So, yeah... No."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2024