Small-dickedly

When someone absolutely needs to feel superior to you so they wait like a trapdoor spider to attack your first instance of being wrong, then they give you a cheeky glance before running off.

My conversation with Terence was going well until he small-dickedly ran off after I was wrong once in the 30 minutes we spoke.

by Psychadelicious June 23, 2021

Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

small lad

A lad who is soooo solid he had a 1 inch wonder and ruffs every one up

Oh lad he’s a small lad

by Max Simpson cuz why not February 5, 2018

small man

this man tends be small in size, from the feet upwards.

you're a small man by nature

by GZino2Raw December 11, 2020

Small Fry

Iron 2 Beast in Valorant cant hit headshots pro bot and likes to suck dick alot. Best friends with bulksy and they both get no bitches and live happily together and jerk each other off while playing video games. Small Fry wants to be like Tenz but will never accomplish the rank "silver".

Quit being such a small fry.

by voidsterthebeast February 27, 2022