add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

ice cream scoop

to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole

I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.

by scotteh111 June 3, 2010

tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

scorpion women

A form a back stabber, but instead the person does it right in front of you, and stabs you in the back while looking at you.
(Not ment to be taken as a literal stab)

I trusted you with my brother, into my house. And you do this!? You Scorpion Women!

by Isaac D. E. August 15, 2005

scorpion tank

A slow-rolling tank in Halo that can house 1 driver and seats 4 (2 on each tred). It has a full 360° tilt-rotor upon which its weaponry is mounted. Its primary weapon is a powerful mortar that recharges every 5 seconds and its secondary weapon is an inaccurate machine gun that is essentially equivelant to 2 assault rifles being fired simultaneously.

The Scorpion Tank can easily be pwned by a ghost in multi-player battle.

by sux0r October 2, 2003

Scorpio

Belongs to the streets

Kinah: I think he’s a Scorpio
Abby: yea he’s for the streets

by A.t.t13 May 6, 2020

skip scop scalleywag

Meaning a drugged up old dirty wretched bitch

Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*

Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!

David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!

Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*

by MO AK-TOWN March 7, 2008