Gotty Scomez

Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.

One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.

- The Gorilla from Warzone

Gotty Scomez is a heroic hockey player from Alaska

by BudBailey September 12, 2022

fupa scoop

A pose used by pregnant women while being photographed to accentuate their “baby bump” for unknowing, unsuspecting or uncaring onlookers.

Renee is preggers again, if you couldn’t tell by the fupa scoop in those photos.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabidoo June 8, 2023

Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.

Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.

by Werner lover September 27, 2023

Moist Scoop

When you take a drink of water or oth ght before you dry scoop prework out

I'm READY I Just Moist Scooped Assassin V7 Im Feeling Pumped

by PseudonymNotRequired August 3, 2024

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Stilton-Scoop

The Stilton-Scoop is when a person engages in particularly vigorous exercise to load up their gooch with as much Duck Butter as possible; they will then proceed to scrape the duck butter on their index and middle finger from back to front, and fishhook an unsuspecting adversary/lover with the creamy goodness.

"While brad was hitting it from behind last night, he pulled out, and a few seconds later he hit me with the ol' Stilton-Scoop, before going right back in there. He's so romantic"

by XIX_VIII February 23, 2024

Extraterrestrial Scoop

This is what you call your friend when they are getting wild at a party.

“Bro I just picked up 3 fine hoes and we are all going back to my place!”

“Yoooo, thats awesome ya extraterrestrial scoop!”

by Theodore Foreskin January 29, 2026