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black Satanist

A subdivision of Satanists consisted of solely black people. Often engage in ghetto/gangsta/hood-ass illegal activities such as throwing acid in someone's face as a hate crime or vandalizing private property, such as parked vans. Have also been known to be blamed or otherwise liable for above activities as well as other criminal activities such as murder, grand theft auto, drug use, human sacrifice, graffiti, and other messed-up shit. First identified on the Comedy Central comedy John Benjamin Has A Van in the "Van Scheme" episode.
(Walking and talking)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)
by StreetSmart13601 October 13, 2011
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sahani

Only the greatest of women you'll come across during the span of your life. Immensely inspirational and knowledgeable with the beauty of six million roses to match. Not one to be trifled with nor contested, as per character she is probably correct. As a mother there is no comparison or argument to be made, for she is the epitome of the word. To be miraculously blessed enough to hail from her womb is Gods most of many profound miracles preformed by he.
Sahani, I love you!
by Airjs23 June 27, 2014
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Satanic punk

A type of music that is a mixture of satanic rock and punk rock.
by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009
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Satanic preacher

Someone who gives sermons out of the satanic bible. Often at a satanic rock or satanic heavy metal concert.
by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009
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daytons satans

the most badass bikers in thee world
dude the daytons satans are on their way...RUN!!!
by shermo January 22, 2008
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Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana

--A "BIG" Oh My God, in Greek...
--Heaven Help Us All, in Greek
Sah-Tah-Nah

Satana = Satan, Devil

Panagia = Mary, Mother of God
Panagia Mou, Sosona Ton satana
by blthrskt April 24, 2009
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satanic ant

The ants go marching down to hell hoorah, hoorah. The ants go marching done to hell hoorah, hoorah. The ants go marching down to hell the little one screams at satin "oh well" and they all go marching done to Hell to escape from the rain. Dun dun dun
A song created during math class when my friend and I were bored
by lol April 7, 2004
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