Reta Road

A street with lots of morons living on it. The street signs say it is Reta Rd.

(Text Messaging)
Person 1: Where do u live?
Person 2: Reta Rd SE
Person 1: Y did u call me a retard.
Person 2: ? I didn't.
Person 1: Screw off.
Person 2: I was just saying i live on Reta Road.
Person 1 doesn't reply.

by RetardedRetard666 January 26, 2011

Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

by shits mchighway November 5, 2013

out the road

Another way of saying out the way.

Jim: "Do you want to do something today?"

Claire: "No I really have to get this essay out the road"

by NoOneUnderstandsMe March 30, 2014

trumpy road

A path or strategy that is marred by accusations ethical lapses and dishonesty.

Kavanuagh's confirmation hearing was a trumpy road.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 18, 2018

Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.

BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!

by Flash86 March 31, 2020

road rules

lame show on mtv

shit, how many times are they going to show road rules today, why don't they show videos?

by Matt Zero July 31, 2003

bush road

the local weed smoking spot

Yo son lets go chill at bush road right quick homes jizzle.

by Matt December 15, 2004