Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

Richard

A serious cunt full stop. Loves dick tho

Hey Richard fuck off that’s my cupcake

by Richards friend December 7, 2021

Richard

Richard is the kind of person you want in your life. He is an amazing guy, and has amazing talents. Hes very handsome and all the females want him. His face is beautiful. He usually had brown hair, green or blue eyes. Richard is a sweet, loyal, funny guy who will make you feel super happy in a matter of minutes.

(girl) Oh my god! do you see that handsome man over there??
(guy) Yep! hes definitely a Richard!

by BOOMSHAKALACKA23 August 7, 2022

Richard

Richard is an intelligent, young chap that is intellectually talented. He finds joy in being right and will write a 100,000 word essay to prove his point. He is dedicated and perseveres when challenges come his way 👑

Richard is so intelligent 🤧

by Rachelyoubigfatwhitenassty November 22, 2021

Throbbing Richard

When your throat hurts after eating and sucking on too many mints.

John: Ah, i went to a restaraunt and ate too many mints after my meal and now i have a throbbing richard.

by Bunani Muncha January 19, 2017

Richard's gear

The act of inserting a small animal, usually a small rodent, up ones anus for sexual gratification. The reference to Richard Gear relates back to stories in the 1990s that Richard Gear had been admitted to hospital and needed to have a mole removed from his back passage. The act was thereafter named Richard's gear.

Grandad can I borrowing this pipe, I have been experimenting with Richard's Gear, I need something to connect my arse cavern to Chucky the hamsters rotastack.

by Kernowpete September 19, 2017

Richards

Richards, the word for someone called “Richard” who fails to live up to the high standard of live making. Women often leave disappointed and sad at the inappropriate jokes mentioned. You may how do I know? I be answer, I live with one.

Richards? Yes, Terrible man.

by Truth_Bringer_117 January 8, 2022