macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

by yearbook club December 20, 2007

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profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017

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Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

by B-Lister November 15, 2010

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pure retardation

Normally described of an act so retarded that even someone who shows high intelligence is Ashe and or told are you fucking retarded you idiot

*Child runs into wall once crys *
Teacher: are you okay?!
Child:yes.
Proceeds to run into wallagain

Teacher:you see that right there children that is pure retardation

by The blue slime January 16, 2018

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Retard Ball ( sometimes referred to as Retard-Ball or Retardball) is a poolgame popular all around the world. Two people are arranged at opposite ends of the table and are tasked with trying to guide the cue ball into the opponents pockets using only the pool cue. The players are able to use the pool cue in any fashion to finish the objective. If the cue ball goes into either middle pockets, the round is reset. The objective is to win 10 rounds of retard ball

Jimmy- Now that we're done with 8-ball, what do you say we play one game of Retard Ball?

Clay- Sounds great, Jimmy!

by LoneWhiteGunman June 14, 2017

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