Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.

I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.

by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 28, 2012

redneck kombucha

A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.

Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.

by Simmons brother Lopez November 04, 2023

Redneck Racecar

Dodge Neon, driven by a redneck who thinks it is a NASCAR. Probably derived from the myth that the cars in their favorite sport are "stock".

Did you see that guy cut me off in his redneck racecar? Too bad it's just a Dodge Neon with a loud tailpipe and racing stickers.

by mathmonkey February 16, 2009

Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.

Thats one rich redneck.

by a_beer September 09, 2020

redneck wedding ring

Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.

She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?

by Leo253 December 13, 2017

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic November 27, 2015