Falcon Punch

Act of Epicly punching something/someone, usually setting them on fire, or having your fist on fire during the punch.
Also, 110% abortion.

Person 1:Hey, man, can I talk to you?
Person 2: Falcon Punch!!!
*Person 1 is now a pile of ash, or just flew off team rocket style.*

by TehTy December 27, 2009

ninja punch

The negative outcome of showing off.

The term originally came about from someone declaring that he was going to "ninja punch" another, but bent his wrist upon impact and ended up hurting himself more than the other person.
Ninja punch can apply to any action, not just a punch, in which the person doing the "ninja punch" is attempting to show off to others, and fails horribly.

While playing a role play game, Billy attempted to throw a grenade at the enemy by bouncing it off of three walls and down the hall. Sadly for Billy, and those standing next to him, he rolled a 1 (critical failure) and dropped the live grenade at his feet.
One of the other plays declared "Way ta ninja punch!"

by meoka2368 December 28, 2007

pussy punched

The condition suffered by many females after being vaginally fisted in an excessively hard or aggressive manner. Being pussy punched causes severe vaginal puckering, in extreme cases even vaginal closure. This greatly interferes with intercourse making it painful or impossible for the woman.

Jane wont let me fuck her because I fisted her last night and now she says she's pussy punched.

by Wet Milly May 25, 2008

punched in the mouth

To be seriously embarrased and slightly injured or insulted.

Wow, the U.S. soccer (football) team got punched in the mouth by the Czech Republic today in the World Cup! They were beaten soundly, 3-0.

by RansomT June 27, 2006

soccer punch

a swift kick to the shin

Sam tried to soccer punch John, but he hopped away, causing her to fall on her face.

by jsu September 3, 2005

Falcon Punch

1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.

2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"

1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.

2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.

by Filashme February 10, 2008

Punch out

to masturbate

hey I'm going to punch out than go to bed or did you just get done punching out?

by dirtybrad December 30, 2010