Poop Sailboat

A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.

Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.

by Mr Van Den Berg February 25, 2010

Poop Thief

One who sneaks quietly into a restroom. Waits until your done taking a dump, and then sneaks into the stall and snatches your dump RIGHT out of the toilet before you have a chance to flush. God only knows what the poop thief does with the dump once he steals it.

John: Duuuuude. I think a poop thief just stole my shit.
Anthony: No way??
John: yeah, one second it's there, the next its gone. o.O

by WhalerYouKnow May 7, 2010

stealth poop

when a pet/friend poops somewhere hidden in your home.

Dude, it smells like crap in here, I think caesar stealth pooped in your apartment.

by misorderedchaos March 11, 2007

Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010

poop pants

poop pants do that dance do the dance of the poop e pee pants dance

Look and Kody Allen Hill over there he is doing the poop pants dance

by Kody Allen Hill November 16, 2011

poop pipe

the act of inserting a pipe up ones anal hole and haveing our partner insert the other end up their ass and then 1 poops in the pipe causeing it to slide down in to the other persons ass

the boy and his mother like to poop pipe

by poopipefann99 June 19, 2011

Poop Screen

When you hold your poop and then start to fart and your farts have to pass through a filter, or screen, of poop.

"Man my farts really stink right now. Oh yeah! That's because I Have to poop and my farts are passing through a screen of poop thus making them stinker. My farts are passing through my poop screen"

by Ewern December 20, 2011