Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Toiley T. Paper

Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"

Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.

by JeffyFanatic5000 November 7, 2022

Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.

Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder

by Lildrav April 7, 2020

Toilet Paper Jenga

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash

Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!

by ds2014 March 14, 2014

Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back

I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!

by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019

paper bag bitch

A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face

"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"

"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"

by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 1, 2016