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bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)
Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now
by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019
mugGet the bottled beansmug.

bottle

doctor: good morning, what's the problem gggirl?
patient: I have a bottle stuck in my butt
doctor: I can't do anything about it, don't do that
by gggggirl November 23, 2021
mugGet the bottlemug.

bottle

she’s such a bottle
blebby is a bottle
glubby is also a bottle
blebby says she’s not a bottle but that’s not true
by bbbbbbblllllleeeeebbbbbbbyyyyy December 27, 2024
mugGet the bottlemug.

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
mugGet the ranch bottlemug.

Bottle

When teams have a good lead for example 2-0 but lose 3-2 in the end.
Martin: Did you watch Tottenham against Dinamo Zagreb?
Allan: No, what happend?
Martin: Tottenham had a 2-0 lead but Orsic scored 3 goals for zagreb and Tottenham bottled the lead
Allan: Oh ffs!
by CroatianLord March 21, 2021
mugGet the Bottlemug.

on a bottle

Publicly humiliated by a more powerful entity, especially on video. Chechen president Ramzan Kadyrov's enforcers forced critic Salman Tepsurkayev to apologize on video they later posted for criticism on social media and then sit on a bottle, penetrating himself anally
Kadyrov put Tepsurkayev on a bottle
by dogofpeace September 9, 2020
mugGet the on a bottlemug.

Bottle from TPOT

oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.
Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025
mugGet the Bottle from TPOTmug.

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