Prowling Wolf

Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.

PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"

by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025

Lukas Wolf

When something is very cleanly structed and done

This is very lukas wolf

boa is des lukas wolf he leggo mio

by WOICHSDWT June 30, 2022

Laugh wolf

Cry wolf about something like thats bad, but the result is harmless but the result of a laugh wolf is comically deceptive

just a laugh wolf tactic

Probably best done with anyone you know well and get along with

Or people you really dont like to make them smell your fart one day for example

when you cry wolf about a fart for example and they find out you've been lying and then when you really do fart and admit it... and they find out about it because they dont know if your lying or not...

Laugh wolf

result of a cry wolf, being a comical one

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 28, 2018

Wolf

v. To enter a building to which you don't have keys, an access ID, an appointment, or some other necessary legitimate means of entry seemingly without difficulty or explanation, usually to visit a friend socially or to attend a social event to which you have been invited.

"Sorry I didn't buzz you in when you called from downstairs."

"No big deal. I just wolfed."

by Boghouse Rat October 17, 2019

alpha fairy wolf

yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.

"mirror mirror on the wall who is the most alpha fairy wolf out of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024

Wolf

Wolf (Wolfrik) is a kind upstanding man, he is wise and will help wherever you need if you deserve it. Even the Wolf will still most of the time remain calm and act kind to most people. A wolf is also accompanied by a Maya, who is his lovely, kind, caring, cool and gorgeous girlfriend. Wolf tends to show courage and bravery and stands up for and with those he cares for most. Yet he can get quite sensitive around the people he trusts and can be manipulated easily.

If you are a Wolf you are loyal and kind, but fairly temperamental.

by Wolf Looters August 14, 2023

Wolf

The sound you make when a group of people, you secretly like, come your way

Billy and Nate said, “wolf” when Polina, Sarah, Erin and Sarah walked by.

by CodeMeow August 9, 2018