the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 6, 2010
Get the de-crappingmug. when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
by mmdog June 16, 2010
Get the crap failmug. Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill April 25, 2017
Get the crap kabobmug. 
A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
Get the Jack Crapmug. A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021
Get the gram crapmug.