A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.
I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!
by KimberDubs March 28, 2009
Get the Ninja Poopermug. I'd tried to snowball him earlier on, so when I fell asleep ,he slapped me in the mug with his fucking ninja sword.
by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007
Get the Ninja Swordmug. Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.
by Sketchface May 28, 2010
Get the Ask a ninjamug. A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:
Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.
Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.
The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.
The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.
There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:
Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.
Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.
The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.
The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.
There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.
Ryu Hayabusa is a Super Ninja, and has saved the world from the apocalypse at least seven times now, and all because his enemies massacred his clan.
by Zero Beat February 28, 2009
Get the Super Ninjamug. by suicideboy January 4, 2008
Get the hooded ninjamug. When a guy or girl takes a handful of flour and throws it in their dates face back at their place and runs away while they are blinded
by ElMaestro June 29, 2011
Get the Ninja Vanishmug. noun.
An imaginary substance often used by someone (“the ninja duster”) who wants to leave a party where a lot of alcohol is involved, but is too afraid of saying goodbye to anyone (“the ninja dustees”), because saying goodbye might lead to a ninja dustee grabbing the ninja duster by the scruff of the neck saying “You’re not going anywhere - at least finish just one more drink with me!” knowing full well that it’s never gonna end with just one more drink.
The term gets it’s origin from the actual powder or “dust” used by ancient ninjas to disappear from the site of their enemies.
The substance exists in varying degrees of quality. The degree of quality can be measured by the length of time that it takes the ninja dustees to come to the realisation that the ninja duster has, in fact, left the party without anyone else noticing.
The four most common degrees of quality are: (Starting with the least qualitative)
1. Worst Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is caught in the act of leaving the party and thus prevented from leaving the party. The ninja dust having failed the ninja duster totaly;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Hey dude, where do you think you’re going!? The party’s only just starting now!! Whoo-hoo!”
Ninja Duster: “Uhm.. Ahem.. yeah, no I was just stepping out… for some fresh air.. whoo-hoo..”
2. Good Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is already on their way home or is already at home when the ninja dustees discover that the ninja duster has left the party;
Example:
*Telephone rings*
Ninja Duster: “Hello”
Ninja Dustee: “Yo dude! Where the hell are you?! You disappeared like mist before the sun!? I didn’t see you leave?!?”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah. I left an hour ago.”
3. Great Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees only realise that the ninja duster had in fact left an earlier party the next time they see him;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Hey dude what’s up? Hey, how great was last Friday’s party!? Wait a minute, now that I think about it – I never even saw you leaving!?”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah, I know..”
4. The Best Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees never realise that ninja dust was ever used.
Example:
Ninja Dustees: “Hey dude what’s up?!”
Ninja Duster: “Not much.”
An imaginary substance often used by someone (“the ninja duster”) who wants to leave a party where a lot of alcohol is involved, but is too afraid of saying goodbye to anyone (“the ninja dustees”), because saying goodbye might lead to a ninja dustee grabbing the ninja duster by the scruff of the neck saying “You’re not going anywhere - at least finish just one more drink with me!” knowing full well that it’s never gonna end with just one more drink.
The term gets it’s origin from the actual powder or “dust” used by ancient ninjas to disappear from the site of their enemies.
The substance exists in varying degrees of quality. The degree of quality can be measured by the length of time that it takes the ninja dustees to come to the realisation that the ninja duster has, in fact, left the party without anyone else noticing.
The four most common degrees of quality are: (Starting with the least qualitative)
1. Worst Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is caught in the act of leaving the party and thus prevented from leaving the party. The ninja dust having failed the ninja duster totaly;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Hey dude, where do you think you’re going!? The party’s only just starting now!! Whoo-hoo!”
Ninja Duster: “Uhm.. Ahem.. yeah, no I was just stepping out… for some fresh air.. whoo-hoo..”
2. Good Ninja Dust:
The ninja duster is already on their way home or is already at home when the ninja dustees discover that the ninja duster has left the party;
Example:
*Telephone rings*
Ninja Duster: “Hello”
Ninja Dustee: “Yo dude! Where the hell are you?! You disappeared like mist before the sun!? I didn’t see you leave?!?”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah. I left an hour ago.”
3. Great Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees only realise that the ninja duster had in fact left an earlier party the next time they see him;
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Hey dude what’s up? Hey, how great was last Friday’s party!? Wait a minute, now that I think about it – I never even saw you leaving!?”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah, I know..”
4. The Best Ninja Dust:
The ninja dustees never realise that ninja dust was ever used.
Example:
Ninja Dustees: “Hey dude what’s up?!”
Ninja Duster: “Not much.”
Ninja Duster 1: “Hey dude, this party sucks. Let’s throw some ninja dust and get on outta here before Bobs corners us again and starts telling us stories about how great it is to be gay..”
Ninja Duster 2: “Yeah, good idea..”
The shortened version of the term Ninja Dust i.e. “ninja” can also be used as a verb.
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Whoa dude! Did you ninja me last night or what?!”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah, it was a great ninja.”
Ninja Duster 2: “Yeah, good idea..”
The shortened version of the term Ninja Dust i.e. “ninja” can also be used as a verb.
Example:
Ninja Dustee: “Whoa dude! Did you ninja me last night or what?!”
Ninja Duster: “Yeah, it was a great ninja.”
by Mario of P-town January 20, 2009
Get the Ninja Dustmug.