wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

rock 'n' rule

when something rocks the casbah, you might say it really does rock 'n' rule!

this song is kickass, it really does rock 'n' rule.

by lyricallie June 10, 2007

chub n' tuck

A method af showing your imperfections by carefully tucking your shirt in and shorts/pants under your belly fat. Used for showing "fupa" and showing inner manliness.

Oh boy! That man over there had the most stlyish chub n' tuck ever. He must get all of the chicks. He's Hugh-Mungus

by ihateharrry October 1, 2018

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

snuff n puff

The smoking of a cigarette through your nose and then blowing the smoke out your mouth.

Dude:Aaah, my nose burns!!!
Dude2:Man, have you been snuff n puffin again?
Dude:Maybe...

by DudeGuyMan January 5, 2009

Soak n Stroke

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.

Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Smoke 'n' Choke

When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.

Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.

by LoganF January 7, 2019