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Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.
Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.
by Roxtards July 13, 2022
mugGet the Drunken Mouse Syndromemug.

grassy mouse

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.
by GinngerLove February 1, 2018
mugGet the grassy mousemug.

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.
I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!
by pentozali April 9, 2006
mugGet the mouse earsmug.

Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.
Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.
by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014
mugGet the Random Mouse Zoommug.

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
by Laika 2 April 29, 2015
mugGet the Mouse on a Mopedmug.

Man or Mouse

Another way to ask if the person is a pussy or not on a dare/action they’re about to do.
Guy 1: “Dude, u finna down that bottle of Tito’s?”
Guy 2: “Not sure bro, this may be too much for me,”
Guy 1: “Come on man, are you a man or mouse? Think about it,”
Guy 2: “Hmmm, fuck it. I’m a man, I cannot go out like this!”
Guy 1: “Let’s fucking go!!!!!”
by middavidson August 9, 2022
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