modus pwnens

This is a common form of reasoning about pwnage and is commonly accepted in most formal pwning systems. In the general form it states:
A Pwns B
If A has happened,
then we know that B has been pwned.

P.W.N.E.D.

Chuck Norris Pwns all Mortals
Socrates is mortal.
Chuck Norris has happened,
therefore by modus pwnens Socrates has been pwned.

This example is also valid with "you are" and "you have" in place of "Socrates is" and "Socrates has" respectively.

Note: It is well known that only an oracle (i.e. Chuck Norris) can decide if Chuck Norris Pwns non mortals.

by taiyo June 28, 2007

Role Model

1. Someone that cares enough to set a good example for kids to look up to.

2. Someone that strives to be a decent human being

My older brother is my role model.

by Mack Z. January 1, 2008

i'm not a model

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...

Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!

by ednoror February 22, 2008

Modena Park

Modena Park is a neighborhood located in Northeast Philadelphia. It boarders Morrel Park also known as MP2 or the ball sac of Modena, Parkwood Manor and Millbrook. Modena Park is known for being the host of great events such as The Beer Olympics. Beer is common in Modena the teenagers usually drink it at places like The Last Frontier, Riverfront, Loko Tree or Chris Magers house.

The kids of Modena go to schools like Archbishop Ryan, George Washigton, St. Martha's, and LaBrum. The hangouts are Picariello Playground, Liberty Bell,, The Thomson house, Jeff "knocka nigga out" Baranosky's and Academy Plaza.

Modena is known as one of the toughest neighborhoods around they fuck up any sweet bitch who think they can get big. A Classic example of this is when Connor McAneney beat up Tom Lueke after he claimed he'd squish him. Everyone in Modena goes to Wendys when there fucked up.

Modena Park Classic Beer Olympics Picariello

by vhdkcfk July 29, 2010

modev

Slang term for a "mobile device"

Check out my new BlackBerry, it's a pretty sweet modev.

The phone is but one tiny function on my modev.

by jediracer June 9, 2009

Modern Family

a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.

I love modern family because it's realistically hilarious.

by maanster June 14, 2010

Internet moderator

Moderator of internet forums, usually sad, lonely and ginger. Likes to cause arguements and think they are really really good by being smart on the internet. Unaware that most people don't actually give a shit. See internet nerd and sad cunt.

Jeff: Bit of polish sir?

forum user: Er, no thanks.

Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.

forum user: And?

Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.

forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!

Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.

forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.

Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.

forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.

Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.

Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.

by Snake breeder December 21, 2010