Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011

Little Matt

Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.

damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now

by ChroMe Ghostz April 25, 2023

Doing a Matt

When you get an exceptionally good score on Geoguessr's Daily Challenge, and are humble about it.

"Hey, look over there... an extremely rare occurrence of someone Doing a Matt"

by 69_Dan_69 May 23, 2022

Matt Mannerisms

When you do something relatable that you think Matt would do.

Dave: I have a class in 10 minutes about social studies, im gonna sleep through it.
Jasiah: That's what i call, Matt Mannerisms.

by Probably_Matt March 22, 2021

Matt’s alright

The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.

Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸

1: you hear about Matt?
2:yea, i’ve heard Matt’s alright.

by Bes Mean May 26, 2021

Matt Shultz

Matt Shultz is the lead singer in cage the elephant and is also married to Malayha Shultz.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isn’t he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!

by sparkle jump rope queen June 14, 2021

Matt Delantonio

matt delantonio is the biggest simp this side of the mississippi. he is what you would call a borderline retard, and has the IQ of an unbaked muffin. Matt Delantonio is dating a fellow unbaked muffin named Sofia, who is the dominant one in the relationship and single handedly destroyed his friend group. All of Matt Delantonios friends now despise him.

damn that simp is a Matt delantonio to the max nigaaaa

by 420weed69 January 12, 2020