Mark Russell

The smartest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet and he knows how to take care of you. He loves movies and can talk about them for hours. Mark is as beautiful as they come. How could you not love Mark?

“Wow he’s so smart”

“Of course, he’s Mark Russell”

by Breadloafonastick January 23, 2022

Mark Zhu

As a young artist who will snatch the music industry’s wig soon, Mark Zhu is a singer-songwriter, visual artist, pianist, and content creator from Ann Arbor, Michigan.

“Hey, have listened to Mark Zhu’s new single?”

“I’m about to right now!”

“What’s Mark Zhu’s @?

“@markzhuofficial”

by a potato flew around my room. February 3, 2022

Mark Allison

good teacher dean of students great pullout great long shlong

Are you obsessed with rocks. You must be a Mark Allison

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

The Mark Sage

When you don’t have ky jelly so you substitute sage oil and jerk off driving down the road.

I couldn’t jerk off in my room so I got in the car and did the mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and jerk off while driving down the highway.

I couldn’t jerk in the bathroom so I went down the road and did a mark sage.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Marks-Block

ambiguously ethnic. >originated from the bay.<

"that fool is straight marks-block"

by biscuit January 28, 2005

Mark Smyth

Mark Smyth, formerly known as the poon smasher of the year

Mark smyth smashes poon

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021