James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May

by gopnik1163 July 2, 2023

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

may guy

A May Guy. A guy born in may. Usually stubborn, but willing to learn. Very proud and a natural leader in times of extreme stress. Loves to fuck but cares more about personality than he will admit. Also, most May guys like to drive fast.

"Did you see that guy break up the fight?"
"Yeah he's a may guy."
"Damn thought he was gonna jump I'm
"He wanted to but his girl was watching"

by MASTERQUEEF112 July 3, 2018

May 30

International Punch anyone who Punched you yesterday twice as Hard!!!

It’s a liberations of Zach’s world Wide on May 30

by Maidchan May 28, 2021

hi-mai

Abbreviation or slang for high-maintenance

That girl Kim is seriously hi-mai, we are always waiting on her.

by S-Chester March 26, 2008

May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

May 31

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

by Luis Mario March 30, 2022