Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 11, 2017

Load suppressor

Another word for a condom

Hey do you wanna have sex?
Sure lemme go get my load suppressor

by Joy_Afton14 October 14, 2021

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024