K-Job

When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.

Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job

by BJ Hunter May 13, 2013

k zilla

a person who knows what she wants and how to get it. often uses handcuffs as a device to help her do so.

me: i met this girl lastnight and she was a total k zilla.

you:how do you know?

me: she broke out the handcuffs..

by ak;fdj;fkajd; August 23, 2008

k flizzy

A hot ass mother fucker with a massive penis and gets bare pussy he's also good at spots and is hella funny

That k flizzy guy I hope he fucks me to night

by Maxie 53 December 13, 2016

silje k

A very horny person. Almost the same as a sex addict, the difference is that it's not a disease. A silje k is healthy, a sex addict is unhealthy. Silje K will never say no to some good old rough sex. Always fun living with a silje k, because everything will get sexualised and siljek will be wet and naked pretty much all the time. Silje k is still loyal and a good person though. So siljek would never take advantage of anyone.

Damnnn!!! That's a Silje K !! An intense SIlje k!!

by Funstuffsk May 19, 2018

k-ing

The act of texting meant to piss people off

Him: Baby I didn't mean to fall asleep on you
Her: K
Him: I'm being serious

Her: K
Him: Stop k-ing me!!!

by ASAMC September 21, 2014

k^2

KK - first name of a person. Usually represents the pronunciation of Ancient Chinese characters, such as 嘉家佳加假架嫁.

Just like the sharp sound of "k", the personality of those with name consists the alliteration of "k" is very sharp. They tend to challenge authorities & instead they create and implement the rules they deem appropriate for the mortals. KKs.

k^2, unfortunately, sometimes mistaken to be k^3.

This happens when multiple people call out for KK.

by KK. K^2 February 10, 2013

L or K

Shorthand for "would you rather lick my balls or kick my balls?"

Bob: L or K?
Alice: Ew, definitely K.
Bob's friend: Oof

by ashton bush November 17, 2019