Jacobs dick

So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick

Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:

by Football59 January 2, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is gay af. He likes bbc's and big balls. He also have a very small dick, and he likes children.

"Look theres a guy with a small dick chasing those little kids!"
"Oh you mean Jacob"

by Bimmefar February 21, 2022

Jacoby

Gay little boy with a porn hub addiction who fucks his dogs. thinks his tough but he it a weird little fuck.

My man jacoby is gay

by Shhdhsjsjaoakajshndnslalsk March 3, 2022

Stinky Jacobs

Used to describe someone who never fully developed.

"You may look like stinky jacobs today, but one day you'll look like..."

by SP babii February 2, 2010

Uzair Jacobs

...gay

"Yo, y'know Uzair Jacobs? Yeaahhhhh...hella gay<3"

by AndOMGcholesterol November 22, 2019

Jacob Josefson

a Swedish hockey player, drafted 2008 first round in the NHL Entrey Draft by the New Jersey Devils
most likely is going to be a totally unstoppable player in a few years

Jacob Josefson just scored us the goal that made us the Stanley Cup Champions.

by Field Playa October 29, 2010

Jacob

Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag

"Did you hear about Jacob?"

"Yeah he's a douchebag."

by Cornonlyspeakingthetruthagain July 10, 2017