Seasoned

Getting your ass brutally beaten. Getting beat down or getting killed. Similar to getting murked folded or dropped.

That nigga was talking shit you already know i had to season his ass.

Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.

by anonymous June 12, 2018

Multiverses Season 1

So black suit man and Green Booger Faggot are joining the fight

Multiverses Season 1 is Kinda sus

by superspideey August 19, 2022

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

roll season

a word used to mean that we bout to beat somebody ass. #ROLLSEASONBITCH!

Makayla: Brandon, its roll season.
Brandon: Bet lets roll his ass!

by playashit October 7, 2018

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

by Holidays4men August 20, 2024