May is National Horny Month. During this time anyone can ask anyone for sexual content such as nudes or other actions. It's basically national horny day but for a month.
by infamousnavi April 16, 2020
Get the National Horny Monthmug. A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.
Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
by whimzzical June 28, 2010
Get the miso-horny soupmug. 1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
2. A pedophile above the age of 65.
3. Your dad.
John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.
by DreadedCo April 4, 2010
Get the horny old manmug. "I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."
by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016
Get the Horny as a red deermug. The International-Horny-Day is the international version of national horny day falls on the 18th of April. It is the day that anyone can ask anyone for lewd/horny stuff and should be granted some.
A: Hey, it's International-Horny-Day, wanna send me some pics?
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.
B: Huh? Wasn't that like two days ago?
A: No, that was national horny day, today is international horny day.
B: Oh, I see, ya sure have some.
by tossaddict April 18, 2020
Get the International-Horny-Daymug. horny twisha is the last stage of horniness on that stage your pants just burst with cum........your room floods with all the load....you moan louder than ever.......and you wanna fuck the next person you see regardless of the sex
me: yo dude i was so horny twisha last night that i accidentally fucked your mom
friend: you did what?!
friend: you did what?!
by uaregay121 November 26, 2021
Get the horny twishamug. Similar to the witching hour of 3 AM, The Horny Hour is 4 AM in which any person can get however many pictures of whatever he wants from the person they’re talking to
Person 1: Hey it’s 4 AM, you know what that means!
Person 2: It’s the Horny Hour?
Person1: That’s right, get those pics going!
Person 2: It’s the Horny Hour?
Person1: That’s right, get those pics going!
by Jason Drake 2001 April 30, 2021
Get the The Horny Hourmug.