harry maguire

a retard that defames manchester united by scoring own goals and overall he plays like his brain is missing

if harry maguire played during the sir alex era, his contract would've been terminated mid season

by ih8footy June 16, 2023

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Harry Hook

A really hot dude with eyeliner in Descendants 2+3

NB Person: Bro I stayed up all night reading a Harry Hook about a girl who is the daughter of Elsa and Jack Frost and Harry Hook is her should mate, its called Frozen by theclockworkghost on Wattpad
Genderfluid: Thanks I was looking for a new one

by Gayforfictionalfolk December 25, 2021

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harry charles

the biggest man in the whole world

you know harry charles?

yes he is the biggest man

by daisy 💪 September 22, 2021

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Harris Lowe

The type of man that sweeps you up off your feet with his golden curtains being amplified by the glistening sunlight as it sways in the wind, tends to wear a Canada goose coat even in summer because he just doesn't care and is wearing his neon 95s if you get them dirty though they wont find your body for a week. Harris Lowes are men whose jawline becomes more defined by the day quickly rising to the spot of Number 1 Hotty in the world, his sigma male energy explodes off of him like blowing up someone's Minecraft house. He oils his 6 pack so that it glistens and so that no one can touch it for free as their hands slide off with the power of zeuses oil. The only way you will get to be close to a Harris Lowe is being ginger and called Hannah Mcnee and swooning him with immense interest and c h a r m.

Sam: Have you seen that hotty of a man he's DEFINATELY a Harris Lowe
David: OMG he makes me feel like the only man in the world when he looks into my eyes
Jake: *nuts all over his Canada goose*

by harrislowelover29 November 17, 2021

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