Flying Dutch Man

The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line

Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?

by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017

Flying taco bologna bird

A bird with a body made of bologna (pronounced bowlognuh)
Wings made of tacos and a taco head. These animals are endangered, for they are so delicious. Their homeland is Mexico.

I like flying taco bologna birds.

by OllieKazam January 15, 2018

Flying Butt Hole Choke

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.

Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..

by Im_The_Gravy June 14, 2018

Flying Shrew

Any type of Bat (mammal) that is foraging on the ground and appearing to be flightless.

A flightless Bat by choice.

The Flying Shrew foraged for a number of insects on the ground before suddenly transforming in to a Bat and flying home for the day.

The Flying Shrew chose to walk the short distance to Wings & Things, instead of flying as a Bat.

by Dake8611 June 16, 2018

Flying Fat Cat

A fat thing that soars through the air most likely to fall upon skinny people.

Did you see that flying fat cat?

Yeah! It fell on me you bastard.

by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018

flying boobs

When either your boobs fuckin fly around with the slightest movement.

Friend 1: *raises arms so straps don’t fall down*

Friend 2: *stares at boobs*
Friend 1: what are you doing???
Friend 2: well you were shakin em all around

Friend 1: I barley moved...

Friend 2: well then you must have flying boobs

by Amanda Grimes August 18, 2018

Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018