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Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.
Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society
by LordChewie January 15, 2026
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Flat-picking

Flat-picking refers to a paneling style in which manga panels are arranged in a flat, grid-like or planar structure, emphasizing surface layout over depth, perspective, or dynamic panel breaking. The composition reads as orderly, stable, and spatially “flat,” with panels aligning cleanly and evenly, often reinforcing calm pacing, clarity, or thematic stillness.
Fujimoto uses flat-picking during dialogue scenes to keep the reader grounded.

Flat-picking contrasts with dynamic or fractured panel layouts that suggest motion or chaos.
by Flat picker January 15, 2026
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Flat Earth Analogy Fallacy

The cheap rhetorical tactic of comparing an opponent's complex, nuanced, or heterodox position—especially one that challenges a scientific or institutional consensus—to the belief that the Earth is flat. This fallacy is a thought-terminating cliché designed to bypass engagement by equating skepticism of a specific scientific model (e.g., string theory, certain climate projections) with a denial of basic, observable reality. It's guilt-by-association with the ultimate symbol of absurdity.
Example: "Questioning the completeness of the Standard Model of particle physics? That's like being a flat earther." This Flat Earth Analogy Fallacy absurdly conflates cutting-edge, theoretical physics with the denial of elementary geometry, aiming to shame and silence legitimate scientific debate.
by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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Flat fuck

Basically when a woman has a chest flatter than any men’s chest so you have to call them a flat fuck because of it.
Milton: Dude, Kris has a chest flatter than paper.
Jasmine: So she’s a flat fuck!
by dude who likes Kevin Spencer February 12, 2026
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