TEAL FLEMING

HES SHORT HEHE

TEAL FLEMING PLAYS SOCCER AND HES SHORT AND HES SHORT

by TEAL FLEMING IS SHORT November 27, 2023

Dawn Feeling

a sensation experienced during the late night or early morning hours, characterized by a sense of relief and relaxation. This feeling is often described as a peaceful and calming state, as if the world is still and quiet, allowing one to unwind and let go of the stresses of the day. It is a momentary respite before the hustle and bustle of the day begins, and is often associated with the first rays of sunlight breaking through the horizon.

This dawn feeling is helping me today.

by Kheggler July 17, 2024

oliver fleming

fat

oliver fleming is fat

by friedchickenandwatrmelonblack August 11, 2024

chris fleming

thinks hes ard but ill take his trainers

chris fleming is a muppet

by …nocallerid… April 13, 2024

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

Hamster feeding

When you climb on top of car and stick your dick through the sunroof, then get finished off until you drip like a hamsters water bottle into her mouth.

Last night I was hamster feeding this girl in her Honda civic. It was magical.

by Leonard1541452 June 4, 2024

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024