toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.

"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."

by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015

Highway fairy

A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute

- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?

by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023

Fairy

Supernatural creature typically found in old stories.

He was accompanied by a fairy as they entered the well stocked bar.

by Puyallup June 6, 2021

Fairy liquided

When someone cleans something and it looks clean but it isn’t.

Omg! I can’t believe that this bar fairy liquided my wine glass!

At the party, Janet fairy liquided my plate after the last use! Now I have to use a dirty af plate!

by Iidentifyasfairyliquid July 9, 2018

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 8, 2014