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ethan patterson

Me, I stab people and I will hate you for existing.
Ethan Patterson will find you and stab you.
by Myself85 May 4, 2018
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Ethan The Dweeb

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

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Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.
by Yeetmyboi June 3, 2018
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Ethan Silvers

A nice guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t. He’s super kind and everybody loves him, but he keeps his mystery and is a complicated fellow. He’s highly competent and definitely someone you could trust. He’s smart and keeps up with his current events. Gotta love Ethan Silvers!
Award giver: And the Best Male Award of the year goes to.... Ethan Silvers!
by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019
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ethan bennett!

small little man, goblin like. cracker. slave. if you have an ethan friend, dont be afraid to throw them like a ragoll. very retarded. doesnt know what 2+2 is. a fat small garlic goblin slave who smashed his relatives and pets in alabama.
get over here maypnaise monkey garlic goblin ethan bennett!
by thelowblow69 May 9, 2022
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Ethan Nguyen

One who procrastinates everything that he has to actually do but writes journals in French and does math for "fun." Is the definition of insane.
Oh my god did you see that one dude doing calculus instead of his actual homework? Yeah he's a total Ethan Nguyen.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Ethan Macartney

That guy MC is being such an Ethan Macartney right now.
by mccuck97 September 12, 2020
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Ethan storey

Ethan is a young boy who has yet to come out gay😳

Ethan is a good friend when he has them
He’s pretends to be funny

He thinks Aries are amazing!!!
Look I saw an Ethan storey today
Look he acts like an Ethan storey
by Anonymous friend January 7, 2020
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