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friendless dump

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.
Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!
by Poopsmmear May 26, 2021
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Pity Dump

The act of, "dumping" your saddening feelings to others, causing you to feel like it was worthless to say in the first place and move on to another topic a second later.
{Person 1} "Sometimes I wonder why I can't help people. People won't come to me for help when they feel terrible, everytime I try to be positive, I end up going into the negative instead-"

{Person 2} "Wow, he's going through a hard pity dump..."

{Person 3} "Don't worry. He'll probably be better after."
by CreativeLogic October 9, 2015
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"
by unevenair April 28, 2012
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Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.
Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?
by TK685 May 7, 2017
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Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.
Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.
by Ron twiss January 6, 2021
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Dump Nuggets

Chicken nuggets, preferably from Wendy’s, that you leave by the toilet to eat while taking a shit.
“Tanner! Put those nuggets in the bathroom. Them’s daddy’s Dump Nuggets!”
by Dustomatic75 May 23, 2020
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