Pump and dump

A classic definition of a hit ‘n run in the dating world. When a male specimen is looking to pump and dump his suitor aka one night stand.

Hey bro, you calling her again? Or is she a pump and dump?

by Denuit87 August 4, 2021

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.

1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good “
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎

by KnuttyElder August 26, 2022

Dump Week

the time of the week in college semester, where your professors dumps the hardest assignments on the students.

Nolan: Hey Hayden are you free next week?

Hayden: Sorry man I can't, next week is dump week.

by Ciph ili buster April 24, 2022

Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.

I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.

by 15th round April 29, 2022

thanksgiving dump

When you move into university or collage than your girlfriend/boyfriend and you dump them on thanksgiving. It can also just mean that someone took a massive shit on thanksgiving

Ashley : did you hear what happend to James?
Bertha : yeah he got thanksgiving dumped, what a loser!

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James : Fuck.. I can feel a massive thanksgiving dump brewing up in my cheeks

Carol : EWWW get away from me

by kqm May 9, 2022