by Arminkshipper August 25, 2023
Get the Gacha DJ (G)mug. When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.
Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.
by TheEmcee June 5, 2013
Get the Pull a DJmug. DJ PURPLE AKI
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
Example in a sentence:
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
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