Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019

Daveism

A word or phrase that would only come out of the mouth of Dave.

Team, today we are going to go over chapter 11 of Weldon Long's book Consistency Selling; "The Proper and Improper Uses of Daveisms In a Cold Call".

by RJard May 15, 2019

Daved

Drunk enough to try dance and fall flat on the ground like Santan Dave on his 21st birthday

Person 1: yo wtf happened yesterday?
Person 2: fuck bro I can’t even remember we was daved
Person 3: Oi fuck it I’m getting daved again tonight

by realsav223 June 7, 2019

Daved

Referring to someone that is drunk or heavily intoxicated

We're going to get daved tonight!

by SXMN June 7, 2019

Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

Dave Flawson Gel

A freakinʻ intentional misspellinʻ of David Lawson Gill

“ʻREEEEEEEEEEEEʻ said Dave Flawson Gel” said Ruan Megegin

by Megninja23 April 8, 2019

Dave Day

#NationalDaveDay is celebrated on the 11th of April. #NationalDaveDay is a care free day where you can pack hammers with the boys, and drink Natty light like it’s water with no consequences. (as long as you don’t get caught)

Hey man it’s Dave Day let’s get drunk at noon!

by TheBlackShadowww April 10, 2019