Adam's Disease

The act of acting like a 'school girl' upon seeing the naked flesh of a women's breast region.

Girl: *naked* Are my boobs too small?
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.

"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."

by Kingpoopoo October 14, 2011

Stupid Bitch Disease

Describes a woman who has a consistent history of bad choices such as drugs, car accidents, promiscuity.

She wrecked her car and the cops found a gram of H in the console. She's really got the stupid bitch disease.

by Badger Burns December 27, 2011

Shatass disease

persistent shitting of your ass. usually diahrea and/or mud butt

Damn! I keep shitting my ass.
Looks like you have Shatass disease.

by stu lanely April 25, 2006

Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately

Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

Quill Disease

A sickness that suddenly comes upon former employees of Quill Corporation (or other people who they come into contact with). It inhibits their ability to come to work at their current (superior) job, or may cause them to suddenly need to leave early.

Symtoms may include fever, upset stomach, feeling tired after walking 60 miles, or just not wanting to go to work.

We suspect current Quill employees are suseptable to this disease as well, but it has not been documented.

Nicole: Guys, I need to leave early today, I feel sick to my stomach. I think I'm getting Quill disease.

by K0823 October 17, 2010

minecraft disease

Pure cancer, but from the very popular game Minecraft instead of other things that create normal cancer.

Boy 1: Dude i think you got the Minecraft disease please see a doctor.

Boy 2: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!

by Blaziken Master June 21, 2017

Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

by Mo Fugger July 26, 2007