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Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.
Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.
by creepererererer September 2, 2011
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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oh crap

When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025
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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
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pro-crap-stinator

Procrastination performed by a person that seems to be at such a meaningless, disgustingly professional level that even the trash that really needs taking out, never gets taken out. Same applies to a person with body rot or the lack of basic general cleaning due to laziness.
In all cases, the physical ability to clean is in no way impaired, except for the lack of effort.
When it came to the diaper pail, my friend Rob was just like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout: a total pro-crap-stinator.
by Fozzie Fozzmosis November 30, 2010
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no-good piece of crap

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.
"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"
by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016
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ball crap

absurdity
babble
balderdash
baloney
poppy cock

namely-- in the Final Fantasy VIII speedrunning community
*World Map encounter happens* " FUCKIN' AYE, BALL CRAP" -awesomeWaves
by quetzecoatl June 23, 2021
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